Politics is a dreary business, in which our esteemed leaders vote on bills they've never read, pontificate about topics they know nothing about, and placate funders they don't even like. That's why we toast Texas Rep. Kay Granger, who's running for re-election, for bringing the party to the Republican Party with her "killer margarita" recipe . We're not sure about beer as an ingredient, but applaud the question marks denoting the pitcher can be any size a voter wants. Granger's campaign slogan is "Celebrating Our Nation's Values," and there's nothing more American than getting sloshed on wacky recipes you find on the Internet.
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